Jesus was a...

Jesus was a socialist.

(duh.)

Jesus was a scientist.
They thought he was a witch and thusly hung him by his wrists.

Words are not like magic, they are small atomic bits.
Cut up, spliced and sprinkled, their aroma doth persist.

Forgive me, Lords and Ladies,
for I have
pinned
my fears
on
you.


Is "being a Coen brother" a realistic goal for 2009?